Category Archives: Personal Life

What’s wrong?

From: Yvonne, girlfriend
To: Robert, boyfriend

Robert, boyfriend,

nothing is wrong

Yvonne, girlfriend

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Robert, boyfriend,

something is wrong and i can't believe you don't know.

Yvonne, girlfriend

Posted On: Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Relationship

From: Stephanie
To: Ivan

Ivan,

I’m just not ready for a relationship.

Stephanie

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Ivan,

I like you but not enough to be your girlfriend.

Stephanie

Posted On: Friday, June 17, 2011

Sleepy

From: Bao, friend
To: Steve, friend

Steve, friend,

You look really sleepy

Bao, friend

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Steve, friend,

Are you high?

Bao, friend

Posted On: Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Good time

From: Maria
To: Jorge

Jorge,

I had such a good time with you.

Maria

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Jorge,

I could see myself f*cking you.

Maria

Posted On: Thursday, June 9, 2011

I’d Love To…

From: Jane
To: Tom

Tom,

I’d love to stay out, but I have to get up really early tomorrow.

Jane

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Tom,

Sorry, I'm not into you.

Jane

Posted On: Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Silhouette

From: Khai, friend
To: Louisa, friend

Louisa, friend,

I only see a silly hoe.

Khai, friend

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Louisa, friend,

I only see a silhouette.

Khai, friend

Posted On: Sunday, February 27, 2011
Profession: He Said / He Means

Soda

From: Colleen, Mother
To: George, Son

George, Son ,

Maybe you should try diet soda. It’s a lot better for you.

Colleen, Mother

[Corporlish™ Translation]

George, Son ,

Regular soda is going to make you fat.

Colleen, Mother

Posted On: Wednesday, January 19, 2011

my place

From: Amy, girl
To: Andy, random guy

Andy, random guy,

You could come back to my place and stay the night.

Amy, girl

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Andy, random guy,

Come back to my place and get laid.

Amy, girl

Posted On: Wednesday, January 19, 2011

What are you thinking about?

From: Andy, boyfriend
To: Kim, girlfriend

Kim, girlfriend,

I don’t have anything on my mind.

Andy, boyfriend

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Kim, girlfriend,

I don't have anything on my mind.

Andy, boyfriend

Posted On: Sunday, January 16, 2011
Profession: He Said / He Means

Last Night

From: Amanda, girlfriend
To: Albert, boyfriend

Albert, boyfriend,

Honey, you’re a tiger in bed and the best I ever had.

Amanda, girlfriend

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Albert, boyfriend,

Honey, you're terrible in bed and I had better.

Amanda, girlfriend

Posted On: Sunday, January 16, 2011