Category Archives: Customer Service / Client Management / Sales

Banter

From: Yvonne, Project Manager
To: Thomas, Project Manager

Thomas, Project Manager,

You have the largest lack of casual-banter ability…

Yvonne, Project Manager

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Thomas, Project Manager,

You have an IQ of a rock and no charisma

Yvonne, Project Manager

Posted On: Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Bias

From: Paul, Senior Account Executive
To: Vincent, Account Executive

Vincent, Account Executive,

I know sometimes I could be bias and I need a second person to look at the situation.

Paul, Senior Account Executive

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Vincent, Account Executive,

I realized that I'm an egotistical ass hole.

Paul, Senior Account Executive

Posted On: Friday, June 24, 2011

Professional Attire

From: Pamela, Executive Account Manager
To: Rhonda, Account Manager

Rhonda, Account Manager,

your attire isn’t professional and seems appropriate for a night out on the town

Pamela, Executive Account Manager

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Rhonda, Account Manager,

you dress like a hooker

Pamela, Executive Account Manager

Posted On: Sunday, January 16, 2011

Shoe Size

From: Oscar, Sale Associate
To: Vicki, Customer

Vicki, Customer,

are you sure you’re a 6?

Oscar, Sale Associate

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Vicki, Customer,

those Sasquatch feet are not a size 6

Oscar, Sale Associate

Posted On: Sunday, January 16, 2011