Category Archives: Clerical / Administration / Human Resources

DiSC

From: Larry, HR Director
To: Tom, Accounting Consultant

Tom, Accounting Consultant,

What’s wrong with you?

Larry, HR Director

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Tom, Accounting Consultant,

What are you fucking stupid?!?!

Larry, HR Director

Posted On: Thursday, August 18, 2011

Ghetto

From: Kelly, Senior Project Manager
To: Joann, Administrative Assistant

Joann, Administrative Assistant,

OMG, she is so ghetto!

Kelly, Senior Project Manager

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Joann, Administrative Assistant,

OMG, that bitch is so black!

Kelly, Senior Project Manager

Posted On: Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Lingo

From: Elvis, Mail Clerk
To: Richard, Clerical Assistant

Richard, Clerical Assistant,

I got my lingo from the homies from the ghetto, yo! I’m from the streets, son!

Elvis, Mail Clerk

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Richard, Clerical Assistant,

I heard this from some rapper and I'm mocking those idiots.

Elvis, Mail Clerk

Posted On: Sunday, January 16, 2011

Work Week

From: Gina, Human Resource Manager
To: Jennifer, Administrative Assistant

Jennifer, Administrative Assistant,

We work 40 hrs a week here.

Gina, Human Resource Manager

[Corporlish™ Translation]

Jennifer, Administrative Assistant,

I'm a clock watcher.

Gina, Human Resource Manager

Posted On: Sunday, January 16, 2011