Lisa, Associate Accounting Clerk,
It’s because we’re at work. I hate working in corporations because I can’t say what I actually think and feel.
George, Accountant
Lisa, Associate Accounting Clerk,
I don’t want to get fired for sexual harassment again.
George, Accountant
Thomas, Project Manager,
You have the largest lack of casual-banter ability…
Yvonne, Project Manager
Thomas, Project Manager,
You have an IQ of a rock and no charisma
Yvonne, Project Manager
Tony, Gambler,
Sorry I can’t comp you because you haven’t been playing that long
John, Casino Floor Man
Tony, Gambler,
You need to lose more money if I'm going to comp you.
John, Casino Floor Man
Tom, Accounting Consultant,
What’s wrong with you?
Larry, HR Director
Tom, Accounting Consultant,
What are you fucking stupid?!?!
Larry, HR Director
Vincent, Senior Accountant,
Forget it. She’s too classy for you.
Tom, Accounting Consultant
Vincent, Senior Accountant,
You're too fugly for her.
Tom, Accounting Consultant
Jorge, IT Support,
I’m a big foodie.
Alexandria, Project Manager
Jorge, IT Support,
I'm a fat ass.
Alexandria, Project Manager
Steve, Senior Accountant,
It seems like you have no respect for authority.
Kelly, Associate Director
Steve, Senior Accountant,
So you're not scared of me.
Kelly, Associate Director
Vincent, Senior Accountant,
My dad is a Safety Engineer at Disney.
Tom, Accounting Consultant
Vincent, Senior Accountant,
My dad is a security guard at Disney.
Tom, Accounting Consultant
Robert, boyfriend,
nothing is wrong
Yvonne, girlfriend
Robert, boyfriend,
something is wrong and i can't believe you don't know.
Yvonne, girlfriend
Brian, Staff Accountant,
I’m not the outlier of the department
Kelly, Associate Director
Brian, Staff Accountant,
You're the problem child of the department
Kelly, Associate Director
